I am a terrible ~blogger~
brandnewswastikas: Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
What is this thing with girls on tumblr being fucking mermaids? Do you really want to live without your vagina?
IT IS SO NICE OUTSIDE WHAT AM I GOING TO DO TODAY
tobeymacguire: when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
Fill this in with stuff about you
Where I’m from: sydney
Where I would like to live: either here or l.a. or both at various times in my life.
Favourite food: anything edible. more specifically, i really love ham.
Single/taken: taken and cheerin'
Favourite book: harry potter obvi
Eye colour: blue
Favourite TV show: don't have time to watch Neighbours anymore so... for now Adventure time.
Favourite band/singer: forever eminem
Random fact about me: i have little hairs on my toes (that are white fuck you) and soy milk upsets my stomach
Favourite colour: yellow / orange / citrus tones
If I have any pets: d-dawg
What I’m listening to right now: my parents discuss life
What’s my ringtone: some song that was free
What my name means: wisdom... ha
Anonymous asked: How's the bananaqueen doing?
Warm bodies was excellent, just FYI.
Seriously tho why aren’t there more scientists working out animal human communications?!?
dr christian from embarrassing bodies is a hunnaayy
Boy: spell me
Boy: you forgot the D
Girl: there's no D in me.
Boy: not yet
Follow my Instagram. Just do it, it’s cathartic @sojo1991