May 2013
I am a terrible ~blogger~
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Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
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What is this thing with girls on tumblr being fucking mermaids?
Do you really want to live without your vagina?
April 2013
IT IS SO NICE OUTSIDE WHAT AM I GOING TO DO TODAY
tobeymacguire:
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
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Age: 21
Where I’m from: sydney
Where I would like to live: either here or l.a. or both at various times in my life.
Favourite food: anything edible. more specifically, i really love ham.
Religion: nahn
Single/taken: taken and cheerin'
Favourite book: harry potter obvi
Eye colour: blue
Favourite TV show: don't have time to watch Neighbours anymore so... for now Adventure time.
Favourite band/singer: forever eminem
Random fact about me: i have little hairs on my toes (that are white fuck you) and soy milk upsets my stomach
Favourite colour: yellow / orange / citrus tones
If I have any pets: d-dawg
What I’m listening to right now: my parents discuss life
What’s my ringtone: some song that was free
What my name means: wisdom... ha
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Anonymous asked: How's the bananaqueen doing?
Warm bodies was excellent, just FYI.
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March 2013
Seriously tho why aren’t there more scientists working out animal human communications?!?
dr christian from embarrassing bodies is a hunnaayy
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Boy: spell me
Girl: M-E
Boy: you forgot the D
Girl: there's no D in me.
Boy: not yet
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Follow my Instagram. Just do it, it’s cathartic @sojo1991
