I am a terrible ~blogger~
Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
(via pizza)
What is this thing with girls on tumblr being fucking mermaids?
Do you really want to live without your vagina?
IT IS SO NICE OUTSIDE WHAT AM I GOING TO DO TODAY
The best video I’ve ever seen.
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
(via dorsiasateight)
